Aviva Drescher has a fake leg. Let's just put that on the table right now. In fact, she seems to have multiple fake legs - some for high heels, some for flats, and at least one to toss around for shock effect.

It seems that Aviva lost her real leg in a horrific farm machinery accident when she was young. Why would any parent allow their child to play in a barn filled with farming machinery capable of ripping off their limbs, you may ask? Probably for the same reason a parent would go on their daughter's reality show and talk about licking his hand, then applying that hand to the vagina of a dead woman (who happens to be another cast member who was very much alive - and horrified - when he said it). That's the kind of parent Aviva has, so it's no surprise that one of his children either had a limb ripped off, or chewed through it in a desperate attempt to escape being a pervert's kid.

Either way, for some inexplicable reason, Aviva decided to put her toenail-painted high-heeled fake leg on a dinner table, then toss it at a fellow cast member on The Real Housewives of New York, whilst proclaiming that her prosthetic leg is "the only thing fake about me!"

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The other cast members insisted they didn't call Aviva fake, but that's not quite true. They said that she is a hypochondriac who faked suddenly getting asthma to get out of a trip to Montana. They may not have actually used the word fake, but that was the gist of the accusation.

She really did that too, by the way. During Aviva's appearance at the Reunion show (Part 1 of 267,483), she claimed to have a small nodule. I'm no doctor (nor do I play one on TV), but since nodule and asthma are spelled differently, I'm pretty sure they're not the same thing.

Nevertheless, Aviva's behavior poses a serious question: Would she also unceremoniously dump her dentures in Ramona Singer's 157th daily glass of Pinot, or dramatically toss her fake glass eyeball at the fake Countess?

Of course she would.

At this point, The Real Housewives of New York is in desperate need of yet another re-boot. It needs footage which doesn't look completely fake - a leg up on the competition, so to speak.

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Bravo needs to either cancel or completely re-cast The Real Housewives of New York, because at this point, the only real thing about it is Aviva Drescher's prosthetic leg.